As seen in The Collegian | Volume 5, Issue XI -- Fall 2006  


Black Eyed Peas to perform at SGA Cram Jam?
Whittington Weekly Newsflash


Band members will.i.am, Taboo, apl.de.ap and Fergie spotted during the SGA tailgate setup on the Quad.

 


BREAKING -- Speculation is running rampant in student circles as to who will be the "special guest" to make an appearance as the time for the SGA "Cram Jam" draws near.

We here at the Whittington Weekly would like to add to the rumors as we can confirm that the uber-popular hip-hop group "The Black Eyed Peas" was spotted today in the Quad, searching for their good friend "Lauren H."

Now maybe it's just us, but couldn't "Lauren H." be a reference to the current SGA Activities Chairperson?

Or maybe the group was just stopping by on a tour of the campus.

Either way, students will know soon enough as the "special appearance" occurs at 9:30PM in the Cafe. -- Grandmaster Sexay

 

 

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