Serious Issues
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Issue One
THE DEBUT THAT ROCKED THE CAMPUS

Published on February 21, 2000

NEWSFLASH: The Weekly returns, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: The return of McMillan, Whitt Watch: 'This bathroom's closed', Suicide contemplation on campus escalates, Chapel racism?, Collegian Corrections: The Fabulous Four, The Male surprise

Issue Two
SUPER-GIGANTOR APRIL FOOL'S ISSUE

Published on April 3, 2000

Final Answer? Kugel Pt.1, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: The Randle Factor, Temporary Walkway Receives Praise From Students, Whittington Hall freezes over, Cafeteria cup catastrophe:, An Alarming Problem, "Bored" Games, Update: CSC 114, The WW Top Ten: Budget solutions, Campus Survival Guide: Asia Minor, Whitt Watch: "Where's the stash?", Weekly staff exposed!

Issue Three
MUCH CONTROVERSY

Published on April 20, 2000

A TRIBUTE TO TOM WASHBURN, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: Fresh-a-pepper, Joint SGA body votes "no confidence", Staff of Whitt Weekly resigns, Beware the Deli Nazi, Water notice shocker, Collegian Corrections: Serious issues?, Whitt Watch: "Kiss my bass", Campus Guide: Chrestman Hall

Issue Four
END OF YEAR EDITION: LIFE DURING DEAD WEEK

Published on May 12, 2000

Final Answer? Kugel Pt.2, Jennings "hangman" incident, "Hit me baby five more times", Update: Temporary Walkway Abolished, Whitt Watch: "Why don't you slide?", Another administration cover-up?, Campus acclaim

Issue Five
WELCOME WEEK / END OF SUMMER WRAP-UP

Published on September 1, 2000

MC-Millsaps rivalry reaches new level, ATM machine installed on campus, Campus pickle solved, Office of Public Safety now online, Budget cuts water down campus, Office of Bursar takes power, Ad: COLOGNE-AT-A-TOUCH

Issue Six
WE'RE BACK

Published on December 5, 2000

New Men's Nautical Disaster, Baptist Nudists take over Healthplex, Two scoops of Clay, Scholarship donors welcome, MNM: The Temperature Controversy, Collegian Corrections: Students surprised by new word in vocabulary, Gettin' hazy with it, "Blood drive", Collegian Corrections: Editors fail to "find" error

Issue Seven
IT'S NEAT TO BE ONE! / 
175 YEARS? PIECE OF CAKE!

Published on February 6, 2001

One year strong, That's some hard Liqueur, Special Report: The Convocation, Chapel speaker shares students' enthusiasm, BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Lizzie Fortenberry, Faculty Spotlight archive

Issue Eight
OH HOWELL THE YEARS GO BY

Published on April 12, 2001

Spring Fever runs rampant, The search for E.Z. Mac, Male dorm sign-up becomes marathon, Karl Moore responds, Tribesman blunders,BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Lizzie Fortenberry

Issue Nine
HAIL TO THE CHIEF?

Published on September 25, 2001

WORLD EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Archbishop Dmitri endorsed for college president, Sun sets on New Dawn, E.Z. Mac replacement, The Battle for Provine, P-O-W: Students sport new third strap, Campus maintenance crew on Family Day

Issue Ten
BEWARE THE MONKEY!

Published on January 29, 2002

FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: Bryson and Mahaffey, CHAPEL SHOCKER! God rebukes students for bizarre dating trends, Retro panda bear lets loose at ST Mystery Date, P-O-W: Guess the color of this ugly car, BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Julie Price, News Briefs: Orthodox refute takeover reports...

Issue XI
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

ONE YEAR LATER: Katrina loots campus,Black Eyed Peas to perform at SGA Cram Jam?, Open dorms cancellation puts Informal proposal in jeapordy, REPORT: Whittington Hall Riot Night, Students sync daily schedule to Switchfoot, P-O-T-W: Vehicles "jockey" for position

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